Tim Dimond

Pittsburgh! This Sat. Sept 29th 9:30pm

Author: Tim

If you can read this, congratulations! You can read! If you cannot, worry not your troubled heart yinzer. Reading is not required to enjoy the standup comedy of Tim Dimond. A contributing writer to vh1 and one of his mother’s favorite comedians, Tim returns home to the ‘burgh bringing his insightful insights and witty witticisms for one night of redundant descriptions and hilarity.

9:30PM
Approximately 90 minutes
Tickets $12 Cash at the SCIT Box Office

September 27th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »

Oh Canada!

Author: Tim

My neighbor to the North!

I’m at Absolute Comedy in Toronto tonight thru Sunday with the hysterical Fraser Young! Come check out a show!

click the pic to buy tickets

August 17th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »

Sean Hannity is a Terrorist

Author: Tim

I will now use a logic based proof to show you Sean Hannity is a terrorist.

Now, I’m sure Mr. Hannity will object to this post. However, if he had graduated from either of the colleges he dropped out of he would know that my argument is sounder than any he has ever made.

May 17th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »

Famous MS Paintings – “Son of Man”

Author: Tim

As my boring job continues, so does my new hobby! Today’s MS Painting “Son of Man”

April 27th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »

Famous MS Paintings – “The Persistence of Memory”

Author: Tim

My hobby continues! Check out this knock off of Salvador Dali. It’d be way better if I did whatever drugs he was on.

April 26th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »

Famous MS Paintings – American Gothic

Author: Tim

And now for a new time wasting hobby! Bordem will lead to many things. Among them, bastardizing true works of art in MS Paint. Without further ado, I present to you – American Gothic.

April 25th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »

Keith and the Girl

Author: Tim

You should do yourself a favor and start (continue) listening to this amazing podcast that I am a regular guest on - KEITH AND THE GIRL

They are celebrating their 7 year anniversary this week, so please support them. They are far too kind to me.

Last time I was on, I received a framed picture of the KATGuh Award for “Most Ridiculous Moment” that I was part of. 

The awesome picture is compliments of Josh Latta. See more of his amazing artistry here.

This marks the 2nd time I’ve been turned into a cartoon. The first obviously being the unbelievably brilliant Ali Spagnola who designed this site and both of my album covers. Find more of her great work here.

Becoming a cartoon has always been a dream of mine. If any of you are/know artists/cartoonists that want to draw me, I will post and promote you/them on this site with undying support! Help continue to make my dreams come true and simultaneously feed my ego.

March 7th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »

President’s Day Video with Ray Devito!

Author: Tim

My good friend/roommate/fellow comedian Ray Devito does a monthly video series. I was his guest this month. See more at www.raydevito.net

February 16th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »

Updated Website!!!

Author: Tim

Yaaaaay!!! I finally got off my ass and did some much needed updates to the site.

Now you can see all of the shows I have in a very convenient calendar under the “Events” page.

Also, my latest tweets will appear on the sidebar so there will always be something new for you to check back to.

January 27th, 2012  |  Posted in Uncategorized  |  No Comments »